Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Guess Who is this Lady?

Ukrainian-polish forumHanding to Yulia Tymoshenko rank

 

Nope She is not a Model, she is Prime Minister of Ukraine Yulia Tymoshenko

Baichung Bhutia refuses to carry Olympic torch

Indian football captain Baichung Bhutia has refused to run with the flame when it reaches New Delhi on April 17. image

Bhutia faxed his decision to the Indian Olympic Association on Monday after he had been chosen for the honour of carrying the Olympic torch on the India leg of its journey.
Talking to TOI , Bhutia, a Buddhist, said,

‘‘I sympathize with the Tibetan cause. I have many friends in Sikkim who follow Buddhism. This is my way of standing by the people of Tibet and their struggle. I abhor violence in any form.’’

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Sometimes Life is a Tragedy

Meet Sufiah Yusof, a child maths genius who won a place at Oxford University aged just 13. Miss Yusof was pictured as a child smiling innocently outside St Hilda's College, Oxford, after winning her place to study maths in 1997. But she ran away three years later, aged 15, claiming her parents had placed her under intolerable pressure to succeed.

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In 2004, she married trainee lawyer Jonathan Marshall, but the couple divorced 13 months later. Then Sufiah was just 19 and Jonathan 24.

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Today, the daily equation she has to solve is simply sex equals £130 as she sells her body to punters over the internet.

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She blames her Tutor Father to be root of all problems . Even as she passed the further maths A-Level she needed for entry to Oxford at the age of 12. In those days Sufia was a strict Muslim child who prayed five times a day and was subjected to her father's famous Accelerated Learning Technique.

Her days involved stretching and breathing exercises in freezing rooms to keep her brain attentive.

Sufiah would then study hard and be forced to play tennis with just as much intensity as fanatical Farooq drove her on. The routine was so effective Sufiah was seeded number eight in the country for under 21s.

A LESSON FOR ALL PARENTS!

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Monday, March 31, 2008

Say No More "Even A policeman can do it"

If you are used to saying the phrase  "this is so simple that even a Policeman cimagean do it", Its time you change it, especially in Kerala. Perhaps, a new phrase "this is so simple that even a politician can do it" will have an universal appeal,  even in Kerala.

As a sign of changing times (or shall we say increasing unemployment), The fresh batch of 240 sub-inspectors of Kerala Police getting ready for their passing out parade has  four MBAs, four MCAs, two M. Phil, Three B. Tech, Six Double Masters Degree and 75 post-graduates.  but if you are expecting a more "suave" behavior from Police, Don't get your hopes high as there are several studies which show that there is no direct correlation between "Degree you Hold and Intelligence you have". Replying to a question in the assembly, Kerala’s home minister Kodiyeri Balakrishnan said that there are 607 criminals in Kerala Police. They are accused of crimes ranging from rape to murder. 

Understandably, State IPS officers are worried over the surge of professionals in the lower ranks. There are only six PhD holders among the state’s IPS officers. Yet, at least a dozen sub-inspectors are doctorates. So much so that they even Increased the basic height qualification from 165 to be 168 cms to prevent this Mad rush from "overqualified" Applicants.

There are rumors that even our Eight Failed Chief Minister VS is also a bit worried at the prospect of commanding a Police Force of Ph. D's. 

With so many MCA's working as SI's and our Eight Fail Chief Minister as IT Minister,  how can Kerala Police not have a Website for themselves. All excited by the prospect of communicating with Police thru the anonymity of Internet and never having to set my foot in a Police Station, I started searching for Kerala Police Websites. Since I hail from Trissur, I decided to start from there. A simple Google Search and God Behold... They had a Website..   http://thrissurpolice.com/. A nice website and what more can we ask they even had a button giving police tips to naive public. For the benefit of illiterate they even depicted it  pictorially.  The first tip it gave was how to react when someone grabs your ass. Second Tip Educates the ladies that they should "Whistle" when in trouble. I guess the idea is by whistling Loud she will attract more "Poovalans" thus creating a competition/conflic between Poovalans and she can scoot during the confusion. 

Second Hit was the State Police HQ website itself. Do you see an uncanny resemblance between Between Kerala Police Website and this website? Even though there might be other resemblances, for now lets keep our observation focused on the falling flakes.

With such a splendid setup, we hope KP Continues to Police us and save us

David Beckham sleeps on this....

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This is No Ordinary Creaky Spring Bed which we low life minions are used to. This is THE Monarch Vi-Spring luxury bed costing $50,000 per pop. After days "Hard"work, This is the bed on which Dave’s precious body sleeps.

Can I check, model did he slept on?

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