1. I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.
2. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
3. If it's true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for?
4. Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak.
5. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
6. Money is not everything, There's PayPal, Mastercard & Visa.
7. Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are Many.
8. Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives.
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow - What you can put off today.
10. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
11. There should be a better way to start a day, Than waking up every morning
12. Practice makes perfect - But nobody's perfect...... So why practice?
13. "Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours
14. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So... why learn.
15. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say.............!! my favourite
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