Showing posts with label FartAlert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FartAlert. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Fart Alert

Kicking off his election campaign, Rahul Gandhi said -

"We take India as a whole and want to keep it united. Our opposition rules by dividing the  country," 

Crown prince should be aware that India was partitioned and lost  half of Kashmir under the stewardship of congress

Monday, February 02, 2009

Mahatma Gandhi my Mentor and guide: Rahul Gandhi

Describing Mahatma Gandhi as his mentor who guides him in times of difficulty, Rahul slammed politicians for staying away from the masses and said

"I often wonder why political leaders remain away from people. Gandhiji used to write 100 letters daily just to remain in touch with people. These days we have television, Internet and everything but we are away from our people," 

Rahul is an advanced case of FIM (foot in mouth) disease. As Mahatma believed, he should start reform from his home and can get his mother to attend few interviews.

Even Gandhi might get violent by Rahuls claim of being Gandhi's follower

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Fart Alert

Minority Affairs Minister A R Antulay said,
“This is beyond my comprehension why Karkare didn’t go to Taj, Oberoi or Nariman House where the terrorists were holed up. Why he chose to go to a different place”.

"Superficially speaking they (terrorists) had no reason to kill Karkare. Whether he (Karkare) was a victim of terrorism or terrorism plus something. I do not know,"
The minister suggested that Karkare was killed not by Pakistan based terrorists but by somebody else, hinting at Malegaon probe which the ATS Chief was heading.

It seems age has caught up with Mr. A R Antulay!! Mr. Antulay are you suggestion that the other 180 who were killed had some kind of enmity with those terrorists???? Its outrageous how a Union Minsiter is parroting exactly what Pakistan Propaganda is saying and absolving the same terrorists who his own givernment is working had to bring to Justice!!!

With such minister we donot need many Saeed's

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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Fart Alert

Rahul, in his speech in the Lok Sabha,



There is too much focus on the security of VIPs. Our institutions are designed and operate in hierarchical ways,





I am not sure who wrote the script for Rahul Gandhi. Atleast they should have told him that it was congress government who agreed to give Amar Singh Z Category security in lui of SP supporting the congress government

Friday, November 28, 2008

Fart Alert

Union Home Minister Shivraj Patilfart-button_large

"Before I could reach there, the terrorists who had attacked one of the hospitals,  the Cama Hospital, had left and those who attacked the railway station had also left,"

 

Patil ji: I agree it was so unfair of them, they could have waited for you.

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Thursday, October 02, 2008

Fart Alert

AICC Secretary Parvez Hashmi on encounter death of two terrorits at Batla House:
“Reports have created apprehension among the minority community about the police encounter being fake. I, Kapil Sibal, some advocates and professors and representatives of the RWAs, therefore, met the Chief Minister on Monday to demand a judicial inquiry. She said she would talk to the Prime Minister. We will also meet the Prime Minister in this connection.”
Mia Parvez, We can understand your pain and love for the kin. But dont you think you should atleast do some hollow talk to express your "sympathy" for the innocent victims and Inspector Mohan Chand Sharma.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Fart Alert

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to United States President George W. Bush
“People of India deeply love you,”





Fart Alert


The Home Minister had raised eyebrows for changing three sets of clothes on the night of Delhi blasts earlier this month.

He had reacted to such reports saying
"Main so gaya, main patte khel raha hoon, main daru peeke baitha hoon, main dance club jaata hoon toh aap mujhe dosh dijiye (Blame me if I am sleeping (on the job), playing cards, drinking and whiling away time and frequenting dance clubs)".
Shivraj Ji, We would have been happy if you had spend your time even on Drinking or Playing Card even that can be considered somewhat productive

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Fart Alert

Syed Ahmed Bukhari, Shahi Imam of Jama Masjid in New Delhi
A high-level inquiry should be conducted into the role of VHP, Bajrang Dal and other Hindu communal organisations in the terrorist incidents of Kanpur, Jammu, Orissa, Nanded, Parbhani and Malegaon.

BukhariJi, should we include 911, London, Madrid bombing, also in the list.!!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Fart Alert

Laloo Prasad yadav
"Fail kar gaya Nitish. Hum khana aur bhoosa bhejwa rahe hain. Sab station par khidi chokha hai, jaao aur bharpet khao. Nitish has failed. (I have left food and fodder at every railway station. There is khichdi and mashed potato, go and have your...)
lalooji, you are mistaken every one donot need fodder like you..

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Fart Alert

Ram Vilas Paswan, Minister of Chemicals & Fertilizers and Steel
“Those Bangladeshis who are already staying in India should be provided citizenship"
PaswanJi, Lets go the Hog and give all the bangladeshi nationals Indian citizenship. That will solve this problem of illegal immigrants once for all

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Fart Alert

Rahul Gandhi said on Friday.
"A sapling was planted which has grown into a tree in Amethi. Now, I want to create a jungle and spread it all over Uttar Pradesh and elsewhere in the country,"
Dont worry crown price, UPA govt. is working hard to have Jungle Raj in this country.

Rahul while talking to 1,000 odd women in Amethi
"do you know Bangladesh?"
I guess next time in Loksabha he will cover the plight of poor people who are managing to survive without knowledge of geography( just like he narrated the saga of Kalawati and sasikala during last speech)

Friday, August 29, 2008

Fart Alert

CPM central committee member Shyamal Chakraborty .
"The Chief Minister has been censured by the Politburo for his anti- bandh stand and he has not opposed it and accepted the decision,"

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Fart Alert

Mr Kali Ghosh, state general secretary of the CITU
“We believe workers will resort to strike as long as capitalism and exploitation are there,”
CPI leader, Mr D Raja
“Staging bandhs is a democratic right. How can it be curbed?”

Going forward, I will try to capture most outrageos quote of the day in "Fart Alert". Folks if you see something interesting please let me know